Sam always hated my feet. He told me I had the feet of a Kansas City crack whore. Right now, I look like I've been walking barefoot down Hollywood Blvd turning tricks for a dimebag of hash. I have a big crack on each of my heels. They hurt so bad I can barely walk right now. Yes, I could start wearing sneakers with socks but we all know I will never do that. It is summer for crying out loud. And I am vain.
So I've been complaining to everyone I know about my heels and the consensus is--I need to slather aquaphore or Country Care on my heels, put on a pair of socks, and go to bed. Is there anything else I should be doing? Does anyone have an awesome cure for summer feet? And just for the record, I get pedicures regularly. But that doesn't help the cracked heels problem. Talk to me people! These feet are the goal:
