What I Won't Be Wearing This Fall

I spend a fair amount of time perusing In Style Magazine. I probably should spend more time in the Ensign but that is a post for another day. While I generally know what the trends are, I rarely follow them. I much prefer sweats. So here is what I won't be wearing:

Anything Menswear Inspired:


I spent the better part of the 90s dressing like a man. I don't need to ever do that again.

Brogues/oxford shoes:


Goes along with the menswear...I don't understand the appeal of these.

Fur:


Apparently, fur is all the rage this fall. Can you even imagine me putting this on to go pick up the carpool?

Calf Length Hemlines:


Frumpy McFrumpy!

Ponchos:


The heat Jerry!

Liberty boots:


I cannot figure out this trend for the life of me...Little House on the Prairie? Pioneer? Amelia Earhart? Not for me.

I'm still waiting for my uni to come back in style.