Tuesday, March 8, 2011
The Women Tell All
I have had major technical difficulties watching the Women Tell All. But you know I can't leave it alone. Here are my thoughts in condensed format:
*Why did Christ Harrison waste so much time with the Rachel and Melissa conflict? No one cares about them anymore. I didn't even care about them and their stupid feud at the time. They were both short-timers and everyone knew it. Someone needs to pull Rachel aside and get her into some more modest clothing. Ginorm boobs hanging out of every outfit she ever wore on the show (with the world's tightest, shortest dresses and huge calves--not the best look---how is that for catty!)
*I loved the clip of Chantel getting out of the limo in her green dress at the beginning of the season. She looked amazing back then. I want Brad to pick Chantel. I think they are a better match and I love their chemistry. I know I'm in the minority with that. I still think Emily is the cutest and will find love with someone else--hopefully she'll be our next Bachelorette.
*I really really really hope Ashley H. isn't our next Bachelorette. When she showed up with a make-over, it made me really worried. Then she got so much air-time talking about regret. It made me think of Ally right before she was the bachelorette. Ashley blew it with Brad and she would make a boring bachelorette. They were also having her play the peacemaker between Rachel and Melissa and the Michelle fiasco. I've just got a bad feeling Fleise is setting her up to be the next bachelorette. I do think she looks much cuter as a brunette though.
*I was shocked that Shawntel didn't get any air time at all. Did I miss it?
*They are seriously doing a Bachelor Pad 2? Is there anything trashier on this planet? Did you see Kasey (to guard and protect your heart) hooking up with Erica (the princess from Lorenzo's season) at the party? And Sausage and Wes? Good grief--those two are made for each other. Wes moves from Gia to Sausage? That is like moving from filet mignon to well, sausage. I honestly don't know if I can watch it again.
*Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. I know a lot of you have told me you felt bad for her last night. I had moments of sympathy for her. The trashy bartender should never have piled on her about her mothering--totally off limits. What about Emily leaving her daughter to come on the show? No one questions that. But I do think Michelle needs to own how she acted on the show. Sure, I think a lot of what she said was meant to be sarcastic. But there was plenty of stuff that wasn't--like going on and on and on about her birthday, going on and on and on about getting a rose, visiting Brad in his room and lying about it. Jackey got it right. Michelle was a spider and she needs to accept that. She played dirty and I don't feel bad for her even if she does turn on the waterworks--she's an actress remember!
That's all. I am so excited to watch the finale. I'm trying to put something together for anyone who is local to come to my mom's house to watch it in her theatre room. You should see Brad on the big screen....Please comment and say if you would be interested in a shin dig like that. However, if you are a murderer or rapist type, just know my dad will be there running security with his house dog (big gun.)