The Men Tell All is always a let down show. But the cast of characters this time around made it mildly entertaining. Did you all see the Wolf's pink pants? Wow. Let me first just say, Emily looked beautiful but did anyone else think she has abused the Botox a bit? I thought she looked cuter during the show when her face actually moved.
The Ox was hilarious. I will say this for him. He may be as dumb as an ox, but he always makes me laugh. His little winks are so gross. He is such a piece of work but I kind of love him for who he is...just a big, conceited dumb guy. I don't even think he realized Chris Harrison was making fun of him. I hope they do make him the Bachelor of Augusta:
Oh Kalen, Kalen, Kalen. I want to reach through the tv and smack your face. You are such a tool. I can't imagine this guy is ever going to date again. I loved the way Emily told him he should be a politician. By the way, I "like" Jef on Facebook. Recently, Jef posted a photo of himself golfing and said he was going to need to borrow Kalen's rented helicopter to go get his ball. Then, when Emily mentioned Kalen's rented helicopter on the Men Tell All, something clicked for me. I bet Emily and Jef have been joking about that recently....Now I am convinced people...Emily picks Jef!! I hope I'm right!
And then there was adorable Sean. I know I have been hard on him in the past for being perfect but still having no chemistry with Emily. Yet, he is such a class act. I really wish he was our next Bachelor instead of Roberto. Ashley, I already know you think he doesn't have the personality to carry the show. But he is America's
sweetheart lover boy right now.
Finally, can I just say Chris is the world's biggest man whore. That guy drives me nuts with his beady, little, devil eyes. He acts like such a victim and talks about how in love he still is with Emily, but all the while, during every commercial, we are being hit with previews for nasty Bachelor Pad where we see Chris getting nakie with every girl on the show. Chris, I may just watch Bachelor Pad to root for you to lose and because I have nothing else to do.
All in all, the Men Tell All was entertaining. I always love the bloopers--my favorite was Emily spilling wine on her dress. Ladies..don't forget..the finale is this Sunday night. My cousin Liz told me she is strangely invested this season. Aren't we all! I will be wearing my Team Jef shirt.