Saturday, December 19, 2009

I Hate Tiger


First, thank you so much for all your kind comments about finding out I'm having another boy. This is why I blog! Now I need to climb onto my high horse for a minute.

I have always hated Tiger Woods. With all of the news lately, now I have good reason.

I have so many questions about this whole mess. But here are my top three:

1. How on earth did he keep this up for so long without the media finding out? There is no doubt in my mind that his manager and caddie had to have known. He was picking these ho-bags up at nightclubs for crying out loud! How did he get away with it?

2. Why on earth did these women sleep with Tiger for free? He is not attractive--he's no Denzel!--and he wasn't paying them a thing. I would feel better about this if they were getting paid. He is not cute, not funny, not charismatic. I get why Elin married him. I don't get why women sleep with him for free.

3. How is this going to affect the world of golf? I really don't care about the answer to this one. Golf is the most boring sport to watch ever. And don't get me started on how it should be called a game, not a sport (sorry Tyler!)

Even if Tiger comes back to the "sport," his greatness at golf will always be overshadowed by his weakness of character and lack of moral values. amen.

16 comments:

shelby said...

first of all congrats on another boy! Second....he is definately no Denzel! And I think he is just gross now!

sarahw said...

What's the phrase..."If you have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?" He did go out for hamburger, and he found the absolute lowest grade of hamburger. I didn't mind him before, but he is definitely on Santa's naughty list this year and decades to come.

The Mostess said...

Oh, Brooke. You just have no idea about the sleazy underworld of pro sports. It's so sleazy, I cannot even post about it. You wouldn't even believe half of what I know, anyway. Double ugh.

1. He **was** paying them--on the payroll, and everything.

2. Of course his people knew. They were the ones finding him the slutbuckets!!

3. He always partied with an entourage--therefore, no one could really "link" him to these women in clubs. All celebs are surrounded by women in the VIP sections--it's part of the club's job. Remember how I know all about the secret world of clubbing in Vegas?

4. Don't care how it will affect golf--yawn.

Ashley said...

Maybe when you come out we'll have to sit The Mostess down at dinner and have her explain the real world to us.

HAPPYHANERHOME said...

Sing it sista! The whole thing is just sad, sad, sad...

Melissa Walker said...

So I have the same argument with my husband about game vs sport. He played golf at BYU so he thinks it's a sport. I say any "sport" that has Yanni music for their theme song is a pastime. He was really mad about this Tiger thing--people ask him all the time about it! He and Tiger played in a lot of the same tournaments together, although they didn't really know each other.

Laura B. said...

You're right. Tiger is a complete douche-bag-sleeze-nard-idiot. I cannot stand people who cheat. Especially with kids.

But what is really more concerning is the fact that Jake and Reese are splitsville!!! At least they were cute.

Reximus said...

Finally, a post I can get behind. I thought Tiger was a man-whore when he prostituted himself for every cheesy endorsement under the sun and then it turns out he WAS a man-whore in every sense of the word! Ever notice how he constantly stands there with that jackass-eating-strawberries look on his face? Elin could have done so much better.

The Mostess said...

Oooh...I would love to! But you would have to put it all into the vault.

Elizabeth said...

So glad you posted about Tiger. I would love to be a fly on the wall when/if he ever sits down with a counsellor to explain the double lie/life. My money is on blaming the Dad. Do you think Elin knew (months/years)about it before she took to him with the 9 iron?

The Raderstorf's Rock said...

women who sleep with married men have no standards, so why would they care if a man had a personality or looks?

Jill said...

You're funny.

Why did you hate him before this scandal?

I'm disgusted by this whole thing, feel sorry for his wife, and have no idea why men can't keep their pants on!

Kimmie said...

DITTO!

Jaime said...

I can't tell you how many conversations on infidelity Tiger has spurned with friends and spouse. They all begin with, "what would you do?"

Having worked on Wall Street and had all my email subpoenaed cuz some putzbucket with too much money and luck thought he could break the law (in this case it was at the NYSE), I've see how dudes in this situation think they are above the law, untouchable and immortal. WRONG scuzzy loser! Thankfully, there are humbled immediately. Tiger disgusts me.

Here is another post on the subject you might enjoy - http://www.mom-101.com/2009/12/dear-tiger-woods-women-save-sht.html

alexandra said...

Hilarious post. I agree that Tiger is not attractive and seems to have a pretty boring personality. I never disliked him before, though . . . he was just an incredible golfer who seemed to lead a low-key life. Now he is an incredible golfer who is also a sleeze like most pro athletes.

Tyler said...

Brooke,
No apology needed. People can think what they want of golf. It's definitely not for everyone, especially not a woman like yourself. ;-)