Monday, May 31, 2010

Week 2: Satan vs the Weatherman

I finished watching the show tonight and then Sam came downstairs and I made him watch some of the scenes with me. We laughed so hard at the guys on the group date in Malibu when they were making the calendar. Craig (the lawyer) in the red shorts was the worst one! The best was when the guys were doing the tug-of-war on the beach and half of them are wearing banana hammock-type bottoms. Hilarious:


Okay, let's talk about Ali for a minute. I think when someone becomes the bachelor or the bachelorette, they immediately have 25 people vying for their affection and they feel like "the shiz." Ali is more confident this time around and I think she looks better. However, there were a couple times when her hair looked terrible--like the evening of the group date. I also hated her gown that she wore on the Vegas date. She looks the best when she wears short dresses. She also does an annoying laugh a lot but all in all, she is growing on me:


I need to talk about Craig with the Hair right away. This guy is Satan. Someone on another website described him as the Michael Douglas/Patrick Dempsey look alike. To me, he is just Satan. Could he be any meaner or crazier? He is a bully and I was so tired of seeing him bully the weatherman. The poor weatherman wasted all of his time with Ali tattling on Satan so he is kind of a bonehead too.

Satan


The Weatherman


Also, could you believe how completely sloshed Satan was when he had his one-on-one with Ali? He couldn't string two sentences together. When it was time to give out roses and Ali was giving them to guys we never even heard speak on the show, you knew she just really didn't want to give one to Satan. I loved it when he went home.

As for Frank. I like him for Ali. He's not the kind of guy I'm attracted to so I feel nothing for him. But Ali definitely likes him and he'll be around for awhile.

Jesse is cute and dumb. His date bored me to death:


Finally, what is up with Kasey's voice. I have to ask. Does the guy have special problems or does he just mumble? It's weird. I predict this guy has some psychotic tendencies:


I like Roberto. He gets cuter all the time:


I still like Chris from Cape Cod but he is a little awkward sometimes. I don't like entertainment wrestler. I can't decide how I feel yet about Ty (the divorced guy who plays the guitar.) What do you all think? Who are your early favorites? Were you all so happy Satan went home or were you hoping to say good-bye to the weatherman?

17 comments:

Elizabeth said...

You know Ive got nuthin... But guess what, I spent the weekend at my sisters house and she has pay TV and I made her watch an episode of the Bachelor. It was the one set in Europe and he was a Prince!?. It was like watching a train wreck but I could see how it becomes addictive. The girl went flying with him and there was a lot of inappropriate touching as she was saving herself for her husband (I'm not making this up).

Dave & Kami said...

Hilarious that you called him satan. I agree. He was just a bully trying to pick fights with everybody. Weatherman is a lame for tattling like you said, but i kindof felt sorry for him. (Especially in his speedo) He soo did not want to wear it.

I like Roberto and Frank. Not sure about Rated R boy, but it seems Ali has thing for him.

Ashley said...

I know it's what you want to hear--I haven't watched any of this season yet but I do still love the recaps. Does Roberto have a real job? If so he might be my fav (having never seen the show). I wish Fliess could pick a Bach/ette that I could really care about and get behind. Give me a Brad Womack or a Trista! Enough of these mediocre sloppy seconds who then get to be the shiz.

brooke said...

Is anyone out there watching other than me and about three of my readers? Is it worth my time to do these recaps?

Magdalena said...

Brooke, don't you dare stop with the re-caps. I'm glad satan is out, totally hate the wrestler 'cause according to all the gossip he's supposedly the one with a girl back home, and Ashley's right - we all need a little more Womack in our lives. {If ya know what i mean}.

Kimmie said...

although i do not watch it, your re-caps are a must! (don't stop)


i need to come get my hands on that little "buster" before he's not so little anymore!!!

Linda said...

LOVE the recaps!! I AM watching, and I DO like Ali. She seems a little brighter than some of the past bachelorettes. (except when she said, "It hurted me.") I love that she didn't keep Satan on just for the drama. He was a creep. I wanted to slap him when he was posing like a female model in the photo shoot - leaning over the wall & sticking out his butt. And his love affair with his hair!
KEEP POSTING - I look forward to it each week!

Linde said...

I've wondered the samething about the voice guy. He sounds like he has something wrong...who knows.

So glad Satan went home and they didn't prolong that one!

Jill said...

You're funny.

KellyBelly said...

Me and Rebes watch every season. We try to not let the little girls watch but they love to see the dresses and they always ask us about the roses. I totally laughed about your hair comment for Ali because I thought the same thing multiple times this week! I'm also glad Satan is off the show early on. I was thinking, "man they are going to keep this guy just for the controversy".

HAPPYHANERHOME said...

Love the recaps; please don't stop. It's like watching the Today Show promo in the morning...its gives me a little insight into what the he** is going on in the rest of the world outside my mommy bubble. WHen the girls at the gym talk about this stuff, I like to have a little input, and now I do, and I shall call him Satan hence forth.

Denise said...

I LOVED Ali's dress on the Vegas date! So glad that Satan left. Don't be too hard on Kasey. He does have a weird voice but I was thinking that maybe he as some hearing issues??? I'm liking Frank and Roberto, but I'm thinking that one of them is going to be the jerk that the previews hint at.

The Mostess said...

He doesn't look like Michael Douglas, he looks like Gordon Gecko. Similar, but not the same. Gordon has that slimy air about him, as did this clown.

PS--not watching the show, just gathering information from your entertaining post.

nic said...

I think Ali needs to cut her hair. It is way to long and stringy. I still like Chris from the cape. Other than that I am not sure. No one is that great yet and I am glad Satan is gone.

Kim said...

I'm a total lurker, but I love your take on the Bachelor so I keep checking back! Don't stop! I laugh every week! So... I hate Satan, glad he's gone. LOVE Roberto, totally adorable. The Weatherman is Ali's little pet dog. She'll keep him around as long as he'll dish on the gossip, then she send him to the pound. And yea for noticing the weird talker Casey. Something is totally up with him. We'll soon see!

You have a great blog! And adorable kids! Hope you don't mind my lurking!

Mandee said...

I want her to stop laughing, and I think Kasey is a little bit deaf. That's my guess anyway. I like Roberto, and Frank, too.

Stephanie said...

Funny, just read this post--missed it earlier. Glad scary hair-product man left! Not sure why he stayed around as long as he did! I'm thinking Kasey, or Kermit, has a hearing problem too--but I still think he's got a little crazy stalker in him--freaks me out. Why is he still around? Looking forward to a few more weeks of "weeding" episodes. Personally, after Ali met Roberrrrto I thought she was going to call over the shows host and ask if she could let everyone go and jump straight to the finale! This could have been the shortest Bachelorette in history!!