I loved last night's episode of the Bachelorette. Emily has some spunk and I'm so glad she sent Alesandro packing during the cocktail party. His little rant about how "marrying a woman with a child is a compromise" made no sense. It just made Emily mad. And I'm not sure he even understands what the word compromise means. His intonation pattern was hilarious. I laughed out loud when he talked about living like a gypsy king. He said it again in his exit interview in the limo! The best was when he said to Emily, "you don't plan for a kids and a family..it just happens. Like you forget to use protection one night and BAM! You're a dad! He may be the stupidest guy ever on the history of the show:
Let's start at the beginning. I only got to see the first part of Emily's date with Chris because our DVR crapped out and skipped ahead to the group date. Did anyone else see the whole date? I heard I missed Luke Bryan. Bummer. I like Chris but I don't see why she thinks he is so hot. I loved it when Chris said, "Emily looks really hot in a harness." Seriously?
I thought the group date was lame. Like bringing in a bunch of kids and asking these guys to play with them will show Emily what kind of dad they would be. Anyone can be enthusiastic and fun for a twenty minutes with someone else's kid on a playground. I'm just glad no one has a hidden camera on me when I take my kids to the park. I'm usually sitting on a bench texting or complaining to a friend about the heat/cold/wind.
The best part of the date was Emily's blond friend asking the guys the questions like "have you ever had a one night stand? or "have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?" I loved when she starting telling Sean how hot he was. I thought she stole the show. Sean and Doug were the clear favorites with the Emily's friends. Sean knows all the right things to say and I think he is genuine. We will see. Doug still bugs me. He is a little too intense and plays the dad card too hard. I do feel bad for him with his story about growing up in foster care.
And were you all dying at Ryan when he said he wants Emily to stay in shape after they get married. If she gets fat, he "would love her but wouldn't love ON her." Sheesh. That was classic and HE STILL GOT A ROSE. Idiot.
I loved how she sent Tony home because he missed his son and she didn't see a future with him. I thought she was really classy about it. She continues to impress me.
I still really like Jef. And yes, Kaari, he only has one F. His hair kind of bugs me but I can get over it.
And speaking of bad hair, who the heck is this guy? He never speaks.
I was hoping she would cut Kalen on the spot when he demanded that Emily let him finish when she interrupted him. He looked awful last night and I died that he still got the rose. I am convinced the producers made her give it to him. I loved Emily's line "I love tall, skinny and funny. I don't love tall, skinny and condescending." Amen sister.
Travis, aka (Horton..thanks Greg for the nickname) decided that it was time to get rid of the stupid ostrich egg. Don't you love how the producers used that clip of Emily throwing the egg in the previews to make it look like she was mad at Travis. I wish she was. He is a baffoon.
Are we all loving Arie? He is so cute and they are cute together. He will be in the final two. That was a really cute date at Dollywood. I have a soft spot in my heart for Dolly Parton. That woman has abused the plastic surgery but she is still one of my favorites.
Next week, we are off to Bermuda. I predict the fireworks will start and she will be kissing everyone. I think Arie is the only guy she has kissed so far. Good for her!