My family is having a little weight loss contest. We started yesterday and we have until December 17th to drop as much weight as we can without playing dirty (diuretics and the like.) Whoever drops the highest percentage of their body weight wins the pot (a very small sum of money.) Some of us have a few pounds of baby weight to lose, others have a few, cough, 30 pounds of not-baby weight to lose, but it's all in good fun.
Recently, one member of my family insinuated that my little butterball Ryan should be in the contest. I don't know why.
I would never allow it. I think Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete without stuffing