I Wasn't Going to Do This

I told myself I was just going to enjoy the show this season and not do recaps. But if you don't know me by now.....I always have something to say.

First, Brad is FINE. Are people still saying "fine." Whatever, he is hot to trot and I may be the only woman in American who liked what he did three years ago. I applaud his honesty and I wish he would quit apologizing for it. He didn't love either woman enough to marry her. Sue him. He is my favorite bachelor and I'm glad he's back. Who can resist that southern drawl?

It was super lame to waste our time bringing back Deanna and what's her name. I'm glad Deanna isn't holding a grudge or anything....

Let's talk about the show. I think the best thing the ladies can do the first night is just look pretty and not do anything stupid. Don't sing! Don't can can with him and holy hell, don't freaking wax the man's arm. Did that girl go home? I don't remember. The girl who sang looks just like Rachel on Glee though. And Fangs girl looks like Michelle Williams and that's not a good thing.

Speaking of "Fangs"--What the? Is anyone else completely freaked out by this? The teeth were bad enough, but she seemed slightly stoned or something and manly. I couldn't believe he kept her and was "intrigued by her."

I liked the gal who got the first impression rose. She was really cute and sweet. Forgive me right now because I don't know anyone's names and I'm way too lazy to look them up.

I also liked the southern belle with the dead fiancee. I think she runs events for a children's' hospital or something. I predict she is in the final four.

Renee is an idiot. She shouldn't have kept forcing herself on Brad. If he wanted more time with her, he would have come and gotten her. I was embarrassed for her. Same with girl in the green dress who asked Brad if her bum was too big for him. How awkward did she look sitting there on the couch after Brad walked away? Cringe.

Michelle from Salt Lake. What do we think folks? I don't some of you know her. The jury is still out for me. I know I should be rooting for her but I don't know. I'm going to give her some time. I did like her dress. It was a nice departure from all the prom looking numbers.

Okay, finally, I'm so embarrassed for the girls who leave the first night either pissed off or in complete tears. It is the first night people. You don't even know the guy! Stop planning the wedding and talking about how you know you'll find true love eventually. Leave with dignity! If I were you, I wouldn't even do an exit interview.

Did you see the preview of the upcoming season. Holy crap I'm giddy. Cat fights, exotic locations, Brad chasing down a limo....Fleiss has done it again.

BTW, you all should go back and read Sam's comment on my Christmas memories post. He is funny.

This post took me 8 minutes to write. Forgive me for poor grammar. I'm out!

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